KENNY! WHERE are you? All of a sudden your ex-girlfriend shows up and me and all my belongings are HISTORY from our house. I’m scared Where are you? I miss you! She took me to her daughter’s house in Columbus. I hate it in Columbus! They have a mean cat that chewed off a piece
A funny picture of Neon, one of my cousin Candi’s cats. He always had to investigate the Christmas tree and make sure the branches held his weight. And he was particular about which ornaments went on the branches. Whatever didn’t end up on the floor were the ones he liked—at least, that was our conclusion.
The young woman I enjoy writing about had an apartment in Brooklyn and lived on an upper floor of the building. One day the place was undergoing repairs to the facade. She had just stepped out of the shower and, naked, walked into her bedroom where her cat sat at the open window. She began