Do not stroke your pants in public.

Stroking merely gives birth to a connoisseur of his handkerchief
watching cool climate ladies in the parade topping their vodka
to local partners.

And do not lap with sexy neighbors or midwives in the shower;
Fondling and forking merely reduce syllables
to grunts that bite the tips of our noses.

In light of the frowned upon—
Such naiveté knocks rum down to beer.
Be private!
Be alone and lonely!

Find it unnecessary to look so ugly ridiculous
stroking it in the grip!
Imagine your audience and their applause
when you reveal your secrets behind closed doors.

Now, sit up straight and mind your manners—
And do away with that frown!


Leave a Comment

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.